Yours Truly

Hello! First of all, I must say, what the hell are you doing here!? Are you stalking me or something? Cheez whiz. Anyway, here's the information you wanted...right? Right!?
Okay, I got one of those e-mail survey things, so I thought I'd just put it up here, easier.

*GENERAL!!!*

NAME GIVEN AT BIRTH:
Sarafallahnay Rebecca Bruce...or is it Rebbeca...no..it's Rebecca...Can't even spell my own middly name... (My first name has been abriviatted to Sara, for obvious reasons. =P)

NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My great-grandma. My parents aren't twisted enough to name me after some old movie star or something so that I feel like I have to live up to them. =P

NICKNAMES:
(Oh boy, here we go:) Sarakinz, Sara Spawn of Satan (yes, my friends actually call me that. =P), Bara Sluce (my friend Alex is weird), Peanuty Mushy Pot Goat Girl (don't ask), the Goatless one (again, you don't wanna know), Stalker (Katherine is a bozo), Pookanocker (Changeling: the Dreaming. =P), Purple Headed Freak (I used to have purple hair =P), Purple People Eater (again from my days with purple hair) and a multitude of others from TV shows, etc. =P (Too many, I know.) Oh, and a new one (shield your eyes if you're under 18! =P) Queen of the F***Nuts! (YES LAINA! I AM THE QUEEN, NOT YOU! --maniacal laughter-- Wait...), Oh yeah, and I'm Sara-Bob to Amy-Clem. =P

HOMETOWN:
Calgary (Please don't ask what state that's in. =P), Alberta (Don't ask what state that's in either.) and...Calgary Alberta! Ha! I never have to figure out whether hometown means where born or where living! Ha on you all! (And that's in Canada, in case you were wondering. =P) (I know you were all expecting some distant planet as a hometown, but that would be predictable, and I'm trying to cut down on that...)

SEX:
(Magz said: Yes please.) Well, did Magz surprise us with that one? Survey says, NO WAY IN HEEELL! --LMAO-- I am woman, here me roar. (Meow.)

AGE:
476 982 869.621 seconds as of 6:16 April 22nd, 1999. (MST) (You figure it out.) I figured it out once, don't ask me to do it again.

BIRTHDAY:
December 12, 1983 (Which sux by the way. =P)

DO YOU PRAY:
All the time. Don't know if I'm doing it right though...=P

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT:
I'm not going to drag this out and embarrass myself, yuppers.

YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Horseboy. Saggitarius. Though that does not suit me at all! I mean, come on, Sags are supposed to be outdoorsy! Where the heck did that come from!? I am the WORST Sagitarius in the history of people who don't fit their zodiac signs.

~*FAVORITE:*~

TOWN/CITY TO CHILL IN:
Chill? I could put some place really far up North, but that would, again be predictable...so...Montague, P.E.I., very small, very quiet. I like it there.

COLORS:
Happy shiny yellowy-sunshine orange and sparkly lime green. (I'm picky. =P)

MUSIC:
Um...Alternative? I dunno, I usually just list bands and let people figure it out by themselves... (Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet 4ever!!! =P)
Now that it's on my page I can list them!!

FAVORITE BANDS:
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet, Odds, Ben Folds Five, Phantom Planet, Sonichrome...I think that's it...

SONGS:
'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer, 'So I Fall Again' by Phantom Planet, 'Alright' by The Lucy Nation, 'Rock is Dead' by Marilyn Manson, 'Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino mix)' by Rob D, anything by Rammstein, Ben Folds Five, Odds, and Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet and any new stuff by Barenaked Ladies.

COLONE/PERFUME:
My deoderant? --LOL-- No, no, um...that Fuzzy Peach stuff at the Body Shop is quite nice.

TOOTHPASTE:
Arm & Hammer Dental Care (Baking Soda Tooth Paste)

SHAMPOO:
Urk...the kind with the Koola on it? Herbal Essenses is nice! It make my hair smell yummy! --tries to smell her incredibly short hair, but can't reach--

TV SHOW:
1: KIDS IN THE HALL! YEAH BABY! If you know me, that question did NOT need to be asked... oh, and WWF WRESTLING!! YEAH!!! I FINALLY GET SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT! Mmmmm Shane. =P So, I'll put down my second and third fav...just cuz I feel like it!
2: NewsRadio (Too funny! Go Dave Foley! =P), Just Shoot Me (GO DAVID SPADE! =P) (I like people names Dave. =P) and Saturday Night Live (Someday I'm gonna be on that show. Yessiree. --g--), and That 70's Show!! (GO FEZZ! =P)
3: Third Rock From the Sun (With all the comedies, wrestling looks lonely, eh?)

BOOK:
You'd have to ask something like that, wouldn't you? Now I'll look like an uncultered freak. Ah well, at least I'm no longer a general freak, I have a category now. =P Buddy Babylon: The Autobiography of Buddy Cole. I'm still working through it and BOY is it weird...

AUTHOR:
Arf. Um...Carrie? --L-- I like Carrie's stories...okay...Lloyd Alexander, I guess if I had to pick someone.

This dumb survey doesn't have movies! So I shall add it on my page!

MOVIES
The Wrong Guy ('I feel on my keeeeys!' --LMAO-- 'I'm the most wanted man in America!' ... 'No you're not.' --LOL-- Good 'ole stupid humor. =P), A Bug's Life ('But it's a rock.' 'I KNOW IT'S A ROCK!' --LOL--), Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy ('You're gay! Your wife knows it, your children know it, DOGS know it!!!' --LOL--), The Matrix ('Dodge this.' --eg-- 'The digital pimp hard at work.' AH! MY POOR MOUSE! --sniffles--) and The Mummy (Tee hee...--makes sure no ones looking-- GO BENNY! --LMAO--), oh and Wild Wild West. (I don't CARE if I haven't SEEN it yet!! =P) ('You're not the master of disguise you think you are, cuz in that get-up, you are just nasty, I mean butt-ugly.' --LMAO-- 'I love this train.' --eg-- GOOOOO KEVIN KLINE!)

WORDS OR PHRASES YOU OVER USE:
There are so very many...how about...um...oh dear lord...I must have a catch phrase...why can I not think of it? I guess we'll have to settle with Spiffy, after all the KitH ones (Oh, the beaver! and I oughta sell your eyes to my angry sister![<---my new one], etc.) I'm quite partial(sp?) to the word marvy as of late. --g--

QUOTE:
Um...I want 4. =P 1. Do unto others before they can do unto you. and
2. My mom says I'm sexy! --LMAO-- J/K 2. I'm a Canadian, that's like an American without the gun. (Okay, so that was Dave, I'm stealing it! =P)
3. And that's the bottom line, cuz Shane McMahon said so. (--maniacally evil grin--)
4. If ya smell, what the BOSS is cooking! (GO SHANE! My Shaney-poo is so quoteable! --l--)

SMELL:
Smell? How low have we sunk...er...I guess...Lasanga(sp?) smells good, though I can't eat it anymore. --pout--

SOUND:
Flik's voice from a Bug's Life. Mmmm. Sexy. J/K!! --LMAO-- Um...I guess...yeah, silence...not COMPLETE silence...but...you know... Oh, or Shane giving an evil, eeeevil speech that will inevitably contribute towards screwing over one of the wrestlers! --EL-- --LMAO--

MAGAZINE:
Ook. I don't read many magazines anymore...I guess People is always interesting.

BOARD GAME:
Pictionary. --eg-- 'Is it a rabbit with a steamroller coming through it's face? No? An axe-wielding hamster with giant nostrils? No?' 'Time.' 'A guitar? What the hell kind of guitar is that!?' --LOL--

GUY'S NAMES:
Riley, Troy, Connor, Neo(so what if it's not a real name persay...I like it.), and Shane. --g-- OH! OH! And Marv! (Yeah Win! =P)

GIRL'S NAMES:
Tabitha, Eirwyn(It's Welsh, okay?).

DAY:
Monday!! YEAH MONDAY NIGHT RAW IS WAR!!! All the best stuff happens there! Like sticking Ken Shamrock in a straight jacket! --LOL-- He had it coming! =P

MONTH:
Month? Gimme a break...July. The only one we're not in school a day for. =P

HOLIDAY:
Groundhog Day, it's underrated. =P

SEASON:
Spring.

THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND:
Sit around and think about how wonderful it is that I'm not in school and that I don't have to do anything for the next two days. --LOL-- Um...that and I like drawing and writing. =P

NUMBER:
12

CONCERT YOU'VE BEEN TO:
Our Lady Peace. That was a great concert...even though I threw up afterwards...--LOL--

ACTRESS:
Um....Rachael Leigh Cook...she's absoluetly GORGEOUS! And Carrie Ann Moss is perdy darn cool too.

ACTOR:
Shane McMahon. And yes, he is an actor, BECAUSE (and you can ask Laina about this) on TWO occasions, he has proven himself to be a COMPLETE sweetheart, when not in character. In character he's a diabolical evil little bastard. =P So that makes him a marvy actor. =)

SPORT:
Ech. None of the above? --LOL-- OH! I KNOW! WRESTLING!!! (Okay, so that's "sports entertainment", bite me. =P)

~*WOULD YOU RATHER BE:*~

SHORT OR TALL:
Short...then people could call me Munchkin! --LOL-- And it's harder to slouch when you're short, and I tend to like short guys, so I'd want to be shorter than them, so short. But wait...Shane is 6'2!! AIGH! Nah, still short. Short people are just so ca-yoot! --L--

RICH/SAD OR POOR/HAPPY:
(Maggie said: Rich. Cuz I'm a happy person. Not a lot makes me sad. And bein' rich would NOT make me sad.) I don't think Maggie gets the point of this question. --LMAO-- I would like to be poor and happy. As long as I have good friends and a guy whom I love and who loves me back, then I don't care what material things I have.

DEAF OR BLIND:
Blind...I don't want to live without music...and Shane's wonderful speechs! --LMAO--

~*HAVE YOU EVER:*~

THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE:
Sure. Lots of times. You mean SERIOUSLY thinking I was going to pass over to the next life, eh? Um...probably?

SKINNY DIPPED?
All the time...oh, the bathtub doesn't count? Never then...

BEEN IN LOVE:
--scowls a little-- Don't think so. I mean, I could say I was in love with Shane, --cuddles Shane's piccy-- but really, I've never met him, so I can't be in love with him. They always say, when you're in love, you know it, and I haven't really felt anything that special yet, so no.

BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:
Convicted? No. They're not fast enough to catch me. =P

~*DRIVING!!!*~

DO YOU DRIVE:
Not legally...--L-- No. I drive people crazy, does that count?

IF SO WHAT DO YOU DRIVE:
I told you I don't! Why must you rub this in my face!? Maggie wrote this, didn't she? That's why it has this question. =P

WHATS YOUR DREAM CAR:
A sparkly lime green bubble - er, I mean a sparkly lime green new Volkswagon Bettle. --g-- (Black interior.)(CD player! =P)

WINDOWS OPEN OR AIR CONDITIONING:
Windows open. That's how I get my much needed protien. Tip: Avoid smiling when driving in the country with your window open.

~*YOUR BODY!!!*~ Give me a B! Give me an O! ...

HEIGHT:
Is Magz really 5'6? No way...I thought I was taller than her...--shruggs-- --grumbles cuz she's sending this to Zoe and she KNOWS Zoe is a giant-- I'm 5'5 and a half.

SHOE SIZE:
Er...5? 6? 7? Who knows...

EYE COLOR:
Really dark brown. (Almost black.)

HAIR COLOR:
Sorta light browny I guess....But within days of the end of school, I intend to dye it a nice electric blue.

RIGHTY/LEFTY/AMBIDEXTROUS:
Righty tighty.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO WHERE AND WHAT WOULD IT BE:
I'm happy with the rub-on kind...no pain there. --l-- But if I could...I'd get really drunk and get a full body leopard print. --LOL-- That or a little tiny Elmo on my ankle. He's cute. =P Or be like Al Snow and get 'Help Me' tattooed backwards on my forehead. --LMAO--

~*BEDROOM!!!*~

WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED:
10:30 on weekdays, 11-11:30 on weekends, usually alseep between 1 and 2.

HOW MANY PILLOWS ON YOUR BED:
2 big poofy ones and a stuffed dog.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL:
I never sleep without one. I usually have around 8 in my bed at any given time. --l-- Then they all get kicked out and by morning there's either none, or only one, who's being clutched to my chest and has the life squeezed out of him.

WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED:
T-shirt and flannel plaid pants, and socks. Yes, socks.

WHATS UNDER YOUR BED:
A vortex to another universe. --dragged away from the computer-- --returns moments later-- Hello earthlings. What's up dudes? Groovy, eh? --L-- Sorry, no, under my bed, a hell of a lot of dust, lots of wires and usually a couple stuffed animals because they get kicked down there by accident.

WHATS ON YOUR WALLS:
Pictures of animals...lots of Bug's Life stuff (AH! ZOE, I got a HUGE cardboard cut out of Flik! The one's they were using to advertise the film! --maniacal laughter--), Psychadelic(sp?) glowy stars --hugs Magz--, paint.

MORNING:
This question really makes no sense to me...but here we go...um...if it's the weekend, I just sort of wake up around 10 or noon and if it's a school day, my mom comes in and yells at me.

~*FRIENDS!!!*~

BEST FRIEND:
--sighs-- What a weird question. My mom. Yes, I'm a mama's girl and damn proud of it.

CRAZIEST FRIENDS:
ZOE! --LMAO-- ...Alex is sort of weird...but not that crazy. Win is pretty crazy too. --l-- Jason isn't really crazy, he's just a lot of fun...and Kyle! There, Kyle is crazy! --l-- Hmm...Magz is...yes, Carrie is...=P But Lori's not, sorry Lori, you're too nice to be crazy. =P Oh hey! Laina's nuts, she doesn't like Shane! --LMAO--

ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND:
Well, I sure hope so! Cuz I try to be nice and all! I've been told I'm a good friend! =) --huge hugs fer Zoe--

~*FAMILY!!!*~

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
Totally. I mean, if I put down my mom as my best friend, I must get along with them well...my dad does have a bit of a temper, but he's usually a lot of fun. =)

SIBLINGS:
My brother Chris. He's pretty cool, when you catch him on a good day he's a blast. He's 2...21? Yes. He's now an 'adult' and is not covered by Health Canada, he's 21. --L--Oh, and I might as well put down his girlfriend Tara, since she basically lives here and eats all our food and messes up our kitchen.

PETS:
Me hammy, Angel. (I know you're expecting me to put Shane, but I'm going to SURPRISE you! =P That and the fact that he's married and it's a little sick to put that up here. --LMAO-- Not that what I've already said isn't sick...=P)

FAVORITE RELATIVE:
Ook. OH! I know! I'm sending this to my coussy Jess, so I have to say her! --LOL-- Nah, me coussy Jess is one of my fav relatives, as is me coussy Lauren (Say hi for me Jess! =) ) AND me coussy Carly! She kicks! =)

~*FOOD!!!*~

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING:
Sundried tomatoe and oregano!! Nummers!

CRUTONS OR BACON-BITS:
Crutons...sour dough crutons...I eat those things out of the bag.

FAVORITE MEAL:
Mashed potatoes with apple sauce, won ton soup, Kraft Spirals and Pilsbury Weenie wraps! Nummers!

FAVORITE DRINK:
Alcholic or none? Not that I've ever drinken anything alcoholic...er...probably a really good iced cappachino(sp?)!

FAVORITE FRUIT:
Zoe! Zoe's a fruit! No wait, she's a fruitcake! Nevermind. --L-- Naners. Naners are good. --l-- Either bananas or...cherries! OH! I looooove cherries!

FAVORITE ICE CREAM:
Soft vanilla.

FAVORITE GUM:
Excel?

COKE OR PEPSI:
Coke. Much better than Pepsi. 'Specially cuz you can sniff it up your nose and then when people ask what you're doing you can ell 'em you're snorting Coke. --LMAO--

DRINKS WITH OR WITH OUT ICE CUBES:
With.

FAVORITE MILK:
No milk is good milk. (Allergic)

CHICKEN FINGERS WITH A FORK AND KNIFE:
Um...yes? (Again, I'm confuzzeled.)

FAVORITE CAKE:
Either cherry chip cake with a thin layer of icing, or devil's food cake DROWNED in cherrys and that gooey cherry sauce! --drools--

FAVORITE CHIPS:
Smoky Red BBQ Doritoes are good and so are Sun Chips in Harvest Cheddar.

~*INTERNET!!!*~

FAVORITE WEB SITE:
Uh...uh...Zoe's site. --LOL-- I'm a suck up...okay...er, I don't know...I guess the dancing hamster site. --shruggs-- Meh, wwf.com is fairly impressive. =P

BEST ON-LINE FRIEND:
Zoe Zoe bo Boey Banana Fanna Fo Foey! Zoe! --L-- Zoe and Jason's awesome too! You guys is da bomb! --l-- (Aaaaand LAAAAAAAINA! Thought I forgot you didn't you? =P Nah, you'ze da best Laniers. =P --hugs-- {Hi Ratty! =P})

FAVORITE SUBJECT:
Gym. =P (For those of you who know me in school, you know I dropped gym and so gym is a spare, that's why it's my favorite. =P) Nah, English.

WORST SUBJECT:
Computers or Accounting or Tourism or Social Studies. (Okay, since I've written this, I've dropped all my options, =P so Social.)

PEN OR PENCIL:
A pitty silver pen! --s--

~*THE OPPOSITE SEX!!!*~ ((YEAH!!))

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX:
The eyes. Definetly the eyes. Oh, and his sense of humor. That's one of the most important things.

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Someone who is comfortable around me, and I'm comfortable around him, someone who's not afraid to tell me the truth, but isn't too harsh about it, someone who likes to snuggle and someone who has a sense of humor. Someone interesting and thoughtful who can take a joke and...okay, I'll shut up, we could be hear for a while...

WHO IS YOUR BIGGEST CRUSH RIGHT NOW:
You mean IRL? None really. I think I'm swearing off men, besides Shane of course. So...I think Magz is hot. --LMAO-- (And so's that french guy that works in the library...--eg--)

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
Boxers! NEVER briefs! I'm not old enough to see someone in briefs! --LMAO-- Okay, I'm not old enough to WANT to see someone in briefs...so, boxers...sillk boxers...silk boxers on Shane...mmmm...--drools and stares off into space--

DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
Hell yeah!

TO WHO?
Well...he's already married...so I hope his wife is understanding. --LOL-- Shaaaaaaane. --LOL--

~*OTHER!!!*~

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS:
That's a tough question. I'll be 25. I might be in university studying psychology, or I might be in Toronto at a Comedy Workshop, or maybe I'll even be in Montreal doing Just for Laughs, or maybe I'll be in Hollywood. Who knows? But I do know, that I'm getting a sphynx cat and naming him Hecubus. --g-- (Not kidding either, they had a sphynx on friends and it was ADORABLE!)

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Being loved and understanded.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Being ignored and misunderstood...

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL:
Um...1/4 full and 1/4 empty? --sighs-- Depends on the day of the week and the velocity at which the glass is moving...

IF YOU COULD BE A SHOE WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE:
A cleet. Cuz they hurt when you kick people with them. --l-- No, I'd probably end up being a clown shoe or something. =P

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THE PERSON YOU HATE:
Nothing. I'm not going to sink to their level. They'll get theirs in time. Although, if I get famous I WOULD embarrass them on National Television or in a movie. --LOL--

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS:
Hell no. My hands are all over the place.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE:
Always 3. No matter what.

ARE THUNDERSTORMS COOL OR SCARY:
They're a little scary, that's what makes them so cool. =)

ARE ROLLERCOASTERS DANGEROUS OR EXCITING:
Exciting! Roller coasters are the best! I want to try one of those standing up ones! Though I'd probably break my legs...

DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
--ROTFLMAO-- Never. =P I lie being dependant on my parents.

WHAT COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO?
Barber college. Yeah. --L--

WHAT DOES YOUR SCHOOL LOOK LIKE?
A school? A building? A pile-o-bricks?

HAVE YOU EVER MET ANY CELEBRITIES?
Ehm...trying to remember...I MET MICKEY MOUSE! =P Sorry, not that I can remember, so no on important. =P

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET?
Shane McMahon! He seems like such a sweetie! --s-- (No surprises there...) And Dave Foley! He's my idol, he's so funny! And Mike Myers! He's a polite Canadian comic! We'll take over the world, us polite Canadian comics! =P Oh, and David Spade! He's great!

~*WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...*~

BILL CLINTON:
Ich. =P And that's all I got ta say about that! --LOL-- (SCSA mood...)

RAP:
Gag me. Anyone can wear there pants around their ankles and rhyme.

BOY BANDS:
I think I'm gonna hurl! There's some chunkage on deck! It's ready to salute! --LMAO-- (Saturday Night Live is a bad influence...=P)

TITANIC (THE MOVIE):
Ich. Cinematic materpiece my ass. If it were a cinematic masterpiece, everyone wouldn't be sick of it after the 3rd viewing. =P

SOUTH PARK:
Haven't seen it really...although I LOVE Cartmen's German dance! =P (It's fun and gay and tra la la! --LOL--)

KoRn:
Ech. Magz should like 'em, there's a guy in a kilt. =P Yup, that's all I know about KoRn, that there's a screaming guy in a kilt. =P

~*WHAT/WHO DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR THESE NAMES/WORDS...*~

Summer
Bugs.

Ryan
Friend Sara. --LOL-- (That's what Ryan {friend from grade 2-5} used to call me.)

Amanda
Backstabbing, concieted little bitch. --f-- Sorry...

Justin
Um...oh! He had a funny smile. =P ('nother friend from long ago. =P)

Paul
"Was Paul McCartney ever in a band besides Wings?' --LMAO-- (Again, SNL...)

Stephanie
Pancreus and the Berinstine Bears...--L-- I sort of know a girl named Stephanie Pancratz and used to know one named Stephanie Bernstien. =P

Brian
Um...Calhoon(sp?) Everybody likes him...I think he's kind of airheaded personally...

Jenna
Um...smart girl in English class.

Phil
Collins! AHHH! You'll be in my heart...--bursts into tears-- Oh! And Maggie's dad! --s-- But Collins! --bursts into tears again--

Vinny
Vinny Mac! YEAH! NO CHANCE IN HELL! --LMAO--

Strawberries
Ich. Ich ich ich. Evil little fruits. =P

These are the views of Sara Bruce and do not reflect the company in any way. =P

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